THIS IS HOW POLITICS WORK

I TOLD MY SON, “YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.”                      

HE SAID, “NO.”
I TOLD HIM, “SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER.”
HE SAID, “YES.”
 
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, “I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,”
BILL GATES SAID, “NO”.
I TOLD BILL GATES, “MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK.”
BILL GATES SAID, “OK”.
 
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
HE SAID, “NO”.
I TOLD HIM, “MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW”
HE SAID, “OK”
 
THIS IS HOW POLITICS WORK.