THE Soldier and the Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’

The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister.  You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq ..’

The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’

The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’

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