جماع الوداع

وقتی قانون تجاوز به مردگان هم به مجلس می‌رود!
در برخی از منابع خبری عربی آمده است که قانون جدیدی در مصر در حال تصویب
شدن است که بر اساس آن مردان می‌توانند تا 6 ساعت پس از درگذشت همسرشان
با جسد بی‌جان‌شان آمیزش جنسی داشته باشند. یحتمل این قانون که
«جماع‌الوداع» نامیده می‌شود، یکی دیگر از دست‌آوردهای عالمان دینی است.
آیا خنده‌آور نیست که در جایی کسانی بزرگترین سازه دست بشر بعد از دیوار
چین را در زیر دریا بنا می‌کنند تا فقط یک نوترینوی کیهانی را به دام
بیندازند و در جایی دیگر کسانی تجاوز به یک زن مرده را قانون می‌کنند و
هردو دسته «عالم» نامیده می‌شوند؟ مشتی شیخ و مفتی مفت‌خور بی‌هنر دائم
درحال بازتولید قوانین بیمار اسلام هستند که از آغاز هم در اثر مشکلات
جنسی پیامبر اسلام مورد دار بوده‌اند و مردمی هم پیدا می‌شوند که به این
جانوران «عالم» می‌گویند!
آیا شرم‌آور نیست که در این مقطع از تاریخ هنوز چنین مباحثی مطرح می‌شوند
و هنوز مردمانی وجود دارند که دنباله‌رو این دستورات بیمار هستند؟ مواردی
چون فتوای خنده‌دار آیت‌الله خمینی در مورد جایز بودن سکس اتفاقی در اثر
تخریب یک طبقه ساختمان و افتادن مردی بر روی عمه(خاله) خود، زاده شدن
امام زمان از ران مادرش از زبان علامه مجلسی و قوانین مضحک قرآن در زمینه
چندهمسری و مسائل جنسی هنوز هم به مدد ایمان و نادانی مردم در حال
بحران‌آفرینی هستند. از طرفی دیگر هم کسانی به دنبال یافتن راهی برای
چیره شدن بر زمان و کشف رازهای هستی هستند. به‌راستی چگونه این همه جهل
در کنار این همه منبع برای آگاهی هنوز قربانی

3 thoughts on “جماع الوداع

  1. Please let me know when this law is passed. I will take my (dead) wife there just to do it. During marriage all she had was a headache or backache. Never could do it with a living moving person! Long live IRR for being so kind to us men and protecting our GOD GIVEN rights against these wicked zaeifehs!!

    1. This law is being considered in Egypt not Iran (these are 2 different countries:=).

      Few crazy laws already in books (you can double check for accuracy).

      In Samoa, it is illegal to forget your wife’s birthday.

      In Finland, traffic fines are calculated as a percentage of the offender’s income.

      France – It is illegal to kiss on railways.

      In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.

      In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

      In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979.

      In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

      In Swaziland, young girls may not shake hands with men.

      In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

      In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.

      In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.

      In Turkey, all married women must get their husband’s permission if they wish to have a job, they must live wherever the husband wishes to reside, and they must forfeit all jointly held assets upon divorce from her husband.

      In Saudi Arabia, women are not allowed to drive cars.

      Florida: An elephant tied to a parking meter must pay the regular parking fee.

      In Oklahoma, if dogs wish to congregate in groups of three or more on a private property, they need to obtain a permit which must be signed by the Mayor.

      In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

      Blythe, California – A person must own at least two cows before he can be permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.

      In Switzerland, you may not wash your car on a Sunday.

      Australia: It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

      England: It is illegal for a male to urinate in public. It is allowed only if the person aims for the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle at all the time.

      In UK, it’s illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

      In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.

      England: A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself absolutely anywhere she wants; even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

      Washington, USA: It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police that he is entering the city.

      In Denmark, restaurants may not charge for water unless it is accompanied by another item such as ice or a lemon slice.

      In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

  2. Snappy and quick comments ADMIN! What is the point? It is a LAW (when passed) which is based on Islamic Sharia, applicable to ALL MOSLEMS anywhere—if ISLAM allows that in Egypt, it MUST be allowed in all Islam. The way that is described by Mr./Ms. Farhang this is not a CIVIL law, so your comment about Egypt and Iran is mute. I am sure you agree that “THE CHRISTIAN LAW” applies to all Christians no matter where they are!
    Yes, there are all kind of crazy laws everywhere, most of them have nothing to do with religion or an ISLAMIC country like Egypt or Iran. Is the list FYI? Thank you for that.

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